The Sensuous Wife

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    With a very seductive voice the woman asked her husband, "Have you ever seen Pound 20 all crumpled up?"

    "No," said her husband.

    She gave him a sexy little smile, unbuttoned the top 3 or 4 buttons of her blouse, and slowly reached down into the cleavage created by a soft, silky push-up bra, and pulled out a crumpled twenty pound note. He took the crumpled twenty pound note from her and smiled approvingly.

    She then asked him, "Have you ever seen Pound 50 all crumpled up?"

    "Uh... no, I haven't," he said, with an anxious tone in his voice.

    She gave him another sexy little smile, pulled up her skirt, and seductively reached into her tight, sheer panties... and pulled out a crumpled fifty pound note. He took the crumpled fifty pound note, and started breathing a little quicker with anticipation.

    "Now," she said, "have you ever seen Pound 50,000 all crumpled up?"

    "No way!" he said, while obviously becoming even more aroused and excited.

    "Well go look in the garage," she said.
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    With a very seductive voice the wife asked her husband, "Have you ever seen twenty dollars all crumpled up?"

    "No, said her husband."

    She gave him a sexy little smile, unbuttoned the top three buttons of her blouse and slowly reach down in her cleavage and push-up bra, and pulled out a crumpled twenty dollar bill. He took the crumpled twenty dollar bill from her and smiled approvingly.

    She then asked, "Have you ever seen fifty dollars all crumpled up?"

    "No, I haven't," he said with an anxious tone in his voice.

    She gave him another sexy little smile, unzipped her skirt, letting It drop to the floor and seductively reached into her panties and pulled out a crumpled fifty dollar bill. He took the crumpled fifty dollar bill and started breathing a little quicker with anticipation.

    "Now," she said, "Have you ever seen 50,000 dollars all crumpled up?"

    "No way!," he said, becoming even more excited.

    To which she replied, "Go look in the garage."
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