| A man came home from work one day to find his wife on the front porch with her bags packed. "Just where the heck do you think you're going?" said the man. "I'm going to Las Vegas", said the wife, "I just found out I can get $400 a night for what I give you for free!" The man said, "Wait a minute!", and then ran inside the house only to come back a few minutes later with his suitcases in hand. "Where the heck are you going?", said the wife. The man said, "I want to see how you're gonna live on $800 a year!" |
| A man comes home to find his wife packing her bags. "Where are you going?" he asked. "To Las Vegas! I found out that there are men that will pay me $200 to do what I do for you for free!" The man pondered that thought for a moment, and then began packing HIS bags. "What do you think you are doing?" she screamed. "Going to Las Vegas with you... I want to see how you live on $400 a year in Las Vegas!" |