| A husband suspects his wife is having an affair. He needs to go on a business trip for several days, so he decides to set a trap for her. He puts a bowl of milk under the bed. From the bed springs, he suspends a spoon. He has it calibrated so that her weight on the bed will not drop the spoon into the milk. But, if there is any more weight than that, the spoon will drop into the milk and he will detect it upon his return home. He comes home several days later. The first thing he does is reach under the bed and retrieve the bowl. The bowl is full of butter.... |
| A rich widow dies in a car accident with one of her many lovers. As she faces St. Peter he aks her if she has any special requests before he sends her on. "Yes, I would like to see my husband. "Name?" "Smith." "We have 50 billion Smiths here, Madam. Tell me, was there anything special about him, strange habits or maybe a pet saying?" The woman ponders then says, "He was rather particular, he said to me on his death bed, that if I was unfaithful after his passing then he would turn in his grave." St. Pter chuckles and says, "I know him." Astounded she says, "You do?" "Yes, 'Revolving Smith'." |