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Having downed a few drinks, a gud luking lady turned around,faced him, looked straight in the eye, and said: Listen buddy, I am always ready to get screwed by anybody, anytime, anywhere your place, my place, in the car, front door, back door, standing up,sitting down, naked or with clothes on, 24/7.
The guy: No kidding ? I'm in Army too ! Which unit are you with ?
- Cheating Wife Maurice comes home one day to find his wife Hannah, an English teacher, in bed with...
- Burning Rubber!!! One day this old man was about to have sex with an eighteen-year-old girl, who he did not know. The old man began to put on his condom when the young girl asked him...
- 10 Reasons Why Sex is Better than School 1. Everybody likes sex and nobody likes school, except for virgins and only because they haven`t had sex yet.
2. Sex sucks, moans, licks, pumps, throbs etc..., school just sucks.... - Oh No, You're Not!!! "First," said the playboy, "I`m going to buy you a few drinks and get you a bit loose."
"Oh no you`re not," said the girl.
"Then I`ll take you to dinner and... - Something Different! A salesman, who getting ready for his next trip, asks his wife to include a condom in his suitcase. His wife instantly asks, "Why???"
He replies, "Just a reminder of...
