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As a hooker was dressing, she turned to her customer and asked, "Have you just gotten out of prison?"
"Yeah," the guy replied. "How did you guess? Is it because I wanted to have sex from the rear?"
"Partly." She said. "But more because when we finished, you ran around in front of me, bent over, and shouted, 'YOUR TURN'"
- The Gay Cowboy... A successful rancher died and left everything to his devoted wife. She was a very good-looking woman and determined to keep the ranch, but knew very little about ranching...
- Cheating Wife Maurice comes home one day to find his wife Hannah, an English teacher, in bed with...
- Burning Rubber!!! One day this old man was about to have sex with an eighteen-year-old girl, who he did not know. The old man began to put on his condom when the young girl asked him...
- 10 Reasons Why Sex is Better than School 1. Everybody likes sex and nobody likes school, except for virgins and only because they haven`t had sex yet.
2. Sex sucks, moans, licks, pumps, throbs etc..., school just sucks.... - Oh No, You're Not!!! "First," said the playboy, "I`m going to buy you a few drinks and get you a bit loose."
"Oh no you`re not," said the girl.
"Then I`ll take you to dinner and...
