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Democrats announced today they are changing their emblem from a donkey to a condom because it more clearly reflects their party`s political stance.
A condom stands up to inflation, halts production, discourages cooperation, protects a bunch of dicks and gives a sense of security while screwing others.
- Diagnostic computer! One day, a man complained to his friend, 'My elbow really hurts. I guess I should see a doctor.
'His friend said, ' Don`t do that. There`s a computer at the drug store that can diagnose anything quicker and cheaper than a doctor. Simply put in a sample of your urine, and the computer will diagnose... - The icing on the cake! A little boy and his mom are walking throw the park and saw two teenagers doing it on a park bench.
The boy asked his mom, mommy what are they doing. She said oh honey they`re baking cakes.
The next day they go to the zoo... - Satisfaction! A young Marine and his commanding officer board a train headed through the mountains of Switzerland. They can find no place to sit except for two seats right across the aisle from a young woman and her grandmother.
After a while, it is obvious that the... - Height of sweetness? I was walking in the park one bright sunny Sunday afternoon, when I noticed a cute little girl out walking her dog. As she approached me on the path, she looked about 9 years old, all dressed up in her Sunday best, and her freshly scrubbed face, just gleaming...
- Unveiling a secret! A man comes home after a heavy night`s drinking. His wife won`t open the door for him, so he starts hammering on it. She still won`t let him in, so he starts shouting. The neighbours are starting to notice, so in an attempt...
