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A Teacher asks students about sounds made by animals......
Teacher: dog....
Student: Bhow Bhow....
Teacher: Cat...
student: Meow Meow...
Teacher: Lion...
Papput: Aaah aaaaaaah..... yeehh yeeehh..... commme oonnnn ohhhh.... yesssssss.....
Teacher: Pappu.... !!! I said LION not LEONE
Pappu: O Teri!!!! Sorry mam...
- Santa with a Meter Suhagrat Mein Santa Ne Biwi Se Puchha: Tumne Shaadi Se Pehle Kitni Baar Sex Kiya Hai?
Biwi: Kabhi Nahi.
< Santa: Mere Pass Check Karne Ka Meter Hai... Abhi Andar Daal Ke... - Caught in the Act... Two gay guys were caught in the act in a public park by a policeman. As the cop tried to arrest them for their act of public indecency, they bolted away. The cop pursued after....
- What is Love? The teacher asked the class if anyone could give the class an example of love. Little Susie stood up and said, "I saw two robins making a nest together, I think that is love...
- Hats off to all MEN If sex without wife`s consent is rape...Then by this logic:
Spending husband`s money by the wife without his consent is a breach of trust... - Boldest Proposal Pota: Dadaji Ye Condom Kya Hota Hai?
Dadaji: Chal Bhag, Mujhe Nahi Pata.
Pota: Main Janta Tha Buddhe, Tujhe Pata Hota Toh Aaj...
