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Banta: It is just like the sensation when you are digging your nose with your finger !!
Son: Why do women enjoy sex more than men
Banta: It is because when you dig your nose, your nose feels more comfort than your finger.
Son: Why do women hate it when they get raped?
Banta: It is like when you are walking on the street, someone else come over and dig your nose, do you like it??
Son: Why woman cannot have ... when they are having menses?
Banta: If your nose is bleeding, do you still dig it??
Son: Why man do not like to wear condoms when they are making love.
Banta: Do you like to dig your nose with a glove on your finger.
Son: Why are making love carried out in private?
Banta: Use your brain, use your brainnnnn.... Will you dig you nose in front of your class?
- Dr. Computer ! One day, Banta complained to Santa, 'My elbow really hurts. I guess I should see a doctor.'
Santa said, 'Don`t bother. There`s a computer at the drug store that can diagnose anything quicker & cheaper than a doctor. - Bike with bad seals Santa is shopping for a new Bike. He finally finds one for a great price, but it`s missing a seal, so whenever it rains he has to smear vaseline over the spot where the seal should be or else it won`t start.
- Your currency note Mrs. Santa was traveling by a DTC bus with her nine children who occupied seats all over the bus. An irate lady passenger admonished her: Behenji, appnee raizgree sambhaal leejiye. (Please collect your small change.)She replied...
- Beautiful Ovary Seema was a fine Botany student and good at practicals. One day in the lab, Santa, her teacher inspected her work.
- Family Planning Laloo and Rabri already had 13 children and decided to seek medical advise on how to avoid further pregnancies without interrupting their sex life. They go to a doctor in Patna who tells them that Laloo would have to undergo...
