| An auto mechanic, received a repair order from Banta, that read: "Check
for clunking sound when going around corners." Taking the car out for
a test drive, mechanic made a right turn, and a moment later he heard a
clunk. He then made a left turn and again heard a clunk. Back at the shop, he opened the car`s trunk, and soon discovered the problem. Promptly he returned the repair order to the service manager with this notation: "Remove bowling ball from trunk". |
| One day Banta went to a pharmacy and asked the little old lady behind the counter if he could speak with the pharmacist. "I am the pharmacist," she informed him. "Oh, in that case forget it," he replied and started to leave. "Young man," the lady said to him, "my sister and I have been pharmacists for almost thirty years and there is nothing we haven't heard, so what is your problem?" "Well," Banta said reluctantly, "I have a problem with erections. Once I get hard, it won't go down for hours and hours, no matter how much I have intercourse! Please, can you give me something for it? "I'll have to go in the back and talk to my sister." she informed him. About ten minutes later she came back. "Young man, I have consulted with my sister and the best we can give you is Rs 5000 a week and a third interest in the pharmacy." |