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Jeeto and Preeto were sitting in the doctor's waiting room comparing notes on their various disorders.
"I want a baby more than anything in the world," said Jeeto, "but I guess it is impossible."
"I used to feel just the same way," said Preeto. "But then everything changed. That's why I'm here. I'm going to have a baby in three months."
"You must tell me what you did."
"I went to a faith healer."
"But I've tried that. My husband, Santa, and I went to one for nearly a year and it didn't help a bit."
Preeto smiled and whispered, "Try going alone, next time."
- Undertaker Three old timers were relating their most exciting experiences. The first, a retired sheriff, described the terrifying excitement of a shoot-out with Bonnie and Clyde back in his younger days. The other gents nodded and...
- Cheating wives! Banta thought his wife, Preeto, was cheating on him. So he waited for her to leave that night and jumped in a taxi to follow her.
By following her he found out she was working in a whorehouse.
Banta says to the driver, who incidentally... - Little finger! Little Johnny had to walk past a whorehouse to get to school and back.
One morning a whore on the second floor porch hollered down, 'Hi little boy!', and waved at him with her... - Unaffordable! Two neighbors, Santa and Banta, were talking across the fence one day. Banta couldn't keep his eyes off Santa's wife, Jeeto.
He popped off and said, 'Damn, your wife's got a nice set... - Nuns bike A group of sister from a local convent were out for their Sunday bike ride through the suburbs. They were quite a site, seven in a row on one of those seven seater tandem bikes, headed, of course by mother superior.
They went over a speed bump...
