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Banta got married and decided to travel to Manali for honeymoon. As they were driving down the road, Banta reached over and put his hand on his new bride`s knee. She reminded him that they were married now, and that he could go farther. So they drove on to Rohtang Pass (50 km from Manali)
- F*** Missed ! The sailor and a priest were playing golf. The sailor was not very good at it, and uttered a loud 'F***, missed!' each time he missed. The priest tolerated him for a few minutes and couldn`t take it anymore.
'Do not swear thus, my friend, or God will... - His first kilt In Scotland, the most important time for a young lad is when he 'comes of age' and is allowed to purchase and wear his first kilt. A couple of weeks before his important birthday, a young lad went to a tailor shop and found the material he wanted for his first kilt. He took the material to the tailor and said...
- Urine test... This guy has a pain in his arm and is about to see a doctor, and a friend says, 'You should try this machine down at the drugstore. All you do is give it a urine sample, and it will tell you exactly what`s wrong with you.'
So the guy prepares a urine sample, goes down to the store, puts it in, and... - Condom size ! A 40-year-old man goes into a drugstore, walks up to the girl at checkout #3, and asks her for condoms. She asks for size.
'I do not know' he replies.
So she unzips his pants, takes a feel and... - Iodex !! Santa goes to the pharmacy, walks up to the counter, and tells the druggist, 'I have three girls coming to my place tonight. I have never been with more than one. I need something to keep me sexually aroused.'
The druggist unlocks the bottom drawer and pulls out...
