| Santa and Banta had moved into a new trailer park. One day Santa came home and found Banta applying ointment to his dick, wich was all scratched up. Santa asked, "Bantey..! What happend to you..!?" Banta said "Well, you know Tina, our neighbor..? Well, the other morning I was sitting in the kitchen window drinking my coffee,when I looked over to her house. She came into the kitchen wearing a bath robe and began cooking breakfeast. When right in the middle of cooking, she got a hot-dog from the ice box and put it in a hole in here floor...." Santa says.."yeah..yeah..!" "Then she pulled up her robe and squatted down over the hot dog and began to fuck it..! Well, I watched her do that for a couple of days, and then I got this idea...The next morning I crawled under her trailor before she got up...She was wearing her robe, like before, she started cooking , then got the hot dog from the ice box,and when she stood up, I pulled out the hot dog and stuck my dick in the hole !! MAN, it felt soo good..hot, wet, and TIGHT..!!" Santa says,"Nice story, but how did your dick got scratched?" "Well...everything was going fine until, someone knocked on the door, and she tried to kick it under the stove!" |
| Two brothers have a lifelong dream to immigrate to America. They work hard and save their money. After many years, they have saved enough money and finally emigrate into New York. Before they begin building their new lives in America, they decide to see some of the famous places they dreamed of for so long; the Statue of Liberty, the Empire State Building, the Rockettes, and others. Eventually, they make their way to Coney Island. As they stroll down the beach, taking in all the newness of America, they see a very large billboard that reads: "HOT DOGS," with a big arrow pointing down to a little hot dog stand. Being hungry and seeing that having an American hot dog would be something new, they decide to try one. So they order two hot dogs and sit on a nearby bench to enjoy another piece of Americana. The first brother sets his hot dog in his lap, unfolds the paper wrapper, looks at his hot dog for a moment, and suddenly wraps it back up. He then turns to his brother and says, "What part of the dog did you get?" |