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Banta was helping one of his cows give birth, when he noticed his 5-year-old son standing wide-eyed at the fence, soaking in the whole event.
Banta thought, "Great...he`s only five and I`m gonna have to start explaining, I`ll just let him ask, whatever, and I`ll answer."
After everything was over, Banta walked over to his son and said, "Well son, do you have any questions?"
"Just one." gasped the still wide-eyed lad. "How fast was that calf going when he hit that cow?"
- Damaged gun! Santa sends his son abroad for higher studies. But his son always finds himself low on money. One day Santa he gets a letter from his son. He was shocked to read the contents of the letter.
His son wrote, 'Fu**ed a gal, $1000, out of money, send money'.
This makes Santa really angry. He replies to his son... - Son-in-law ! One evening Banta was at home watching TV and eating peanuts. He`d toss them in the air, then catch them in his mouth. In the middle of catching one, Preeto asked a question, and as he turned to answer her, a peanut fell in his ear. Banta tried and tried to dig it out but...
- Bull's balls !! Santa travels to Spain and goes to Pamplona during the great 'running of the Bulls' festival. After his first day there, he goes out late for dinner at a restuarant in the center of the town. He orders the house special and he is brought a plate, with potatoes, corn, and two large...
- Labour pain ! Santa and Jeeto were soon to have their first child. Their doctor told them of a new invention to relieve the mother`s pain during childbirth. This invention could be attached to the mother and it would transfer the pain she experienced to the baby`s father.
They talked it over and... - Rectal thermometer ! Santa was is in a hospital bed completly wrapped up in casts. One of the nurses gave him a rectal thermometer and said, `Dont move I`ll be right back.`
When she returned the thermometer was in his mouth.
She asked in amazement...
