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Preeto went to the doctor and complained that she was suffering from knee pains.
"Do you indulge in any activity that puts a lot of pressure on your knees?" asked the doctor.
"Every night, my husband, Banta, and I have sex on the floor doggy style."
"I see," said the doctor.
"You know, there are plenty of other sexual positions?"
"Not if you want to watch TV there ain't!"
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