Night Charges

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    Banta came home from work one day to find his wife, Preeto, sitting on the front porch with her bags packed.
    He asked her where she was going and she replied, "I'm going."
    Banta questioned her as to why she was going and and she told him, "I just found out that I can make Rs 5000 a night doing what I give you for free".
    Banta pondered that for a while then went into the house and packed his bags and returned to the porch and his wife. Preeto said, "And just where do you think you are going?"
    Banta replied, "I'm going too".
    "Why?" She asked.
    Banta said, "I want to see how you you are going to live on Rs 10,000 a year".
    SantaBanta   

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    Ek Party Mein Ek Aadmi Ek Ladki Se Thodi Si Jaan Pehchaan Badhata Hai Aur Usko Akele Room Mein Le Jaata Hai.

    Aadmi: Suno... Main Tumhare Saath Koi Zabardasti Nahin Karunga, Lekin Agar Tum Apna Ye Top Utaar Do Toh Main Tumhein 2000 Rs De Sakta Hoon.

    Ladki Ne 2000 Lekar Apna Top Utaar Diya.

    Aadmi : Waah? Ab Tum Apni Ye Bra Bhi Utaar Do Toh Main Tumhein 2000 Rs Aur De Sakta Hoon.

    Ladki Ne 2000 Lekar Bra Bhi Utaar Di.

    Aadmi: Wah... Great... Ab Agar Tum Apni Ye Skirt-Panty Bhi Utaar Do Toh Main Tumhein 5000 Rs Aur De Sakta Hoon.

    Ladki Ne 5000 Rs Lekar Wo Bhi Kar diya.

    Aadmi: Nice... Bahut Achche... Waise Toh Main Kaafi Shareef Aadmi Hoon... Magar Ab Mera Khada Ho Gaya Hhai. Ek Baar Sex Karne Ke Kitne Paise Logi ?

    Ladki : Wohi... Jo Sabse Leti Hoon. 300 Rs.
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