| Jack went to a urologist and told him that he was having a problem: he was unable to get his penis erect. After a complete exam the doctor told Jack that the muscles around the base of his penis were damaged from a prior viral infection and there was nothing he could do for him. However, he knew of an experimental treatment that might be applicable, if he were willing to take the risk. The treatment consisted of implanting muscle tissue from an elephant`s trunk in Jack`s penis. Jack thought about it for a while. The thought of going through life without ever experiencing sex again was just too much for him to bear. So, with the assurance that there would be no cruelty or adverse effect on the elephant, Jack decided to go for it. A few weeks after the operation, Jack was given the green light to use his newly renovated equipment. As a result, he planned a romantic evening with his girlfriend and took her to one of the nicest restaurants in the city. However, in the middle of dinner he felt a stirring between his legs that continued to the point of being extremely painful. To release the pressure, Jack unzipped his fly and immediately his penis sprung from his pants, went to the top of the table, grabbed a roll, then returned to his pants. His girl friend was stunned at first, but then with a sly smile on her face said: "Jack, that was incredible. Can you do that again?" Jack, with his eyes watering, replied: "I think I can, but I`m not sure that I can fit another roll up my ass." |
| Santa and Banta had been having a few beers at the bar together recounting old times when the call of nature caused them to line up at the same time, still deep in conversation. But Santa could hardly ignore the fact that Banta was very well endowed. "I say, that's a remarkable dong you have there," Santa was prompted to remark. "Wasn't always that way," replied Banta. "Medical science can do wonders with transplants these days," he said. "I got this done in Chandigarh. It costs me twenty thousand bucks, but as you can see, well worth every rupee." Santa was envious. In fact, he packed his bag that night and drove to Chandigarh. It was a good six months later before he ran into Banta once again and he could hardly wait to tell him that he had taken his advice and was well pleased with the result. "You were diddled. I got mine for ten thousand bucks only." Banta could hardly believe it. Same address in Chandigarh, same doctor. Complaining that he had been ripped off, he asked Santa if he could have a look. Once more they lined up at the loo and when Banta took a peek over the partition the worried frown which had creased his face disappeared and he starts laughing. "What happened, why are you laughing?" "No wonder," Banta laughed. "That's my old one!" |