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Santa comes to a doctor and, twitching his fingers and stuttering, finally manages to say, "Doctor, I have a sexual performance problem. Can you help me?"
"Oh, that`s not a problem for us men anymore!" announces a proud physician, "They just came out with this new wonder drug, Viagra, that does the trick! You take some pills, and your problems are history." So the doctor gives Santa a prescription and sends him on his merry way.
A couple of months later, the doctor runs into his patient on the street.
"Doctor, Doctor!" exclaims Santa excitedly, "I`ve got to thank you! This drug is a miracle! It`s wonderful! I`ve had sex fourteen times in eight days!"
"Well, I`m glad to hear that" says the pleased physician, "What does your wife think about it?"
"Wife?" asks Santa, "I haven`t even fucking been home yet!"
- Hygienic! Two girls were walking down the sidewalk on a hot summer day. They come upon this old lady sitting on steps in front of her house eating watermelon. They notice that she wasn`t wearing any panties. So they ask her if its cooler without wearing any panties.
- Swapping! Sarah was reading a newspaper, while her husband wasengrossed in a magazine. Suddenly, she burst out laughing.'Listen to this,' she said. 'There`s a classified ad where a guy is offering to swap his wife for a season ticket to the stadium.'
- Jiffy Boobs! Owing to the advance in medical technology, surgicaltechnique and the fact that silicone breast implants havebeen determined to be perfectly safe, a California cosmeticsurgery practice is opening a new office where breastaugmentation surgery is done on an outpatient basis in about30 minutes.
- Love, Lust and Marriage LOVE: When intercourse is called 'making love.'
LUST: When intercourse is called 'screwing.' - Female logic... A couple went on vacation to a fishing resort up north. The husband liked to fish at the crack of dawn. The wife liked to read.
