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Banta: Tera Birthday kab hai?
Santa: Next week, Why?
Banta: Tujhe ghar ki window ke liye parde gift karne hai. Teri Wife ko tere saath sex kerte hue dekh-dekh ke bore ho gaya hu.
Santa: Tera Birthday kab hai?
Banta : Next month, Why?
Santa: Tujhe Doorbeen Gift Karni hai, Taki tu dekh Sake ki Wife Kiski hai.
Sometimes Santa also rocks!!!
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Husband: Before you do anything silly let me explain... - Time Schedule!!! The young lady admired the watch in the store window every time she walked by it.
She finally entered the shop one day and said... - Love-Starved Julie, a love-starved spinster, was so desperate that she went to a local newspaper office and inquired about putting an advertisement in the Lonely Hearts...
- Too Shy!!! During her annual checkup, the well-constructed miss was asked to disrobe and climb onto the examining table.
"Doctor," she replied shyly, "I just can`t undress... - Fourth Marriage! Shortly before her fourth marriage, a middle aged woman went to see her doctor to ask for advice on sex, more particularly on how to do it. The doctor was amazed. He said...
