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There were three women who were at the gynecologist having pre-natal checkups.
The doctor asked the first woman, "In what position was the baby conceived?"
"He was on top," she replied.
"You will have a boy!" the doctor exclaimed.
The second woman was asked the same question.
"I was on top," was the reply.
"You will have a baby girl," said the doctor.
With this, Jeeto, Santa's wife burst into tears.
"What's the matter?" asked the doc.
"Am I going to have puppies?"
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