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Santa was travelling in a crowded bus. He was carrying the Passport size photograph of his son (for college admission). Accidently,the photograph fell down from his pocket. He started searching for it frantically & found the same on the floor of the bus.
Politely, he asked the saree clad female, standing in front of him, "Can you lift that saree? I wanna take a photograph"
The rest is history. He was beaten so badly that he had to be admitted in a hospital. He was surprised to see Banta on the bed next to him, in a still worse condition.
Banta started to explain his "Adventure". He had gone to a remote village on some work & due to his high level of intelligence, couldn`t finish the work on time. He had missed the last bus from that place. He couldn`t find any Hotel. So he approached a nearby house and asked the Owner whether he can stay there for the night.
The Owner replied, "I have 2 grown up daughters. Sorry, I can`t allow you to stay".
He approached the next house and asked whether he can stay there for the night.
The Owner replied, "I have 3 grown up daughters. Sorry, I can`t allow you to stay".
He went towards the next house and without taking any risks,asked, " Do you have "grown up" daughters?".
The Owner asked, "Yes, why ?"
Banta replied, " I wanted to stay here for a night."
- Discipline a hubby! A lady was complaining to the neighbor that her husband always came late, no matter how she tried to stop him.
'Do what I did. Once my husband came home at 3 O’clock in the morning, and from my bed, I called out: Is that you, Jim ? And that cured him.'
How ?? Read to know. - Strange desires... Boss: Tawny , hum chaahte hai ki tum Julia ko hamaare paas bhejo.
Then to Robert : Raabert , tum hamaare paas raho , aur hamaare saath Julia ka intezaar karo.
Tony gets Julia to Boss.
Boss : Julia darling , ab tum apne saare kapde utaar do.
Julia obliges... - Three nurses! What happens when employees tries to play a joke with their employers?Sometimes it`s a great fun and sometimes it turns out to be fainting experience!!Go through the Joke.
- Nudist Colony... A man (nudist) was embarrassed as he got a letter from his mother asking him to send a current picture of himself. He only has nude pictures so he cut a picture in two and send the upper part of that. After recieving another letter asking him to send a picture to grandmother, he accidentally sends the lower half of the image. What happens next??? Read it
- Entry to Heaven Three men; a philosopher, a mathematician and an idiot, were out riding in the car when it crashed into a tree. Before anyone knows it, the three men found themselves standing before the pearly gates of Heaven, where...
