| Banta goes to sexopathologist for consultation. You know, doctor, my erection is not as good as it used to be... Are you married? Yes. How often do you do it with your wife? I don't let my wife sleep all night long, doctor! You have a lover? I have two of them. I meet with each of them at least once a week. Do you also have some sex at work? Oh yes, sure, 5-7 times a week. And some random relations? Of cause, several times a week. Then you must restrict yourself! You're having too much sex! Thanks God, doctor, I thought it's because I masturbate too much. |
| A woman goes to her doctor complaining that she is exhausted all the time. After the diagnostic tests showed nothing, the doctor gets around to asking her how often she has intercourse. "Every Monday, Wednesday, Friday and Saturday," she says. The doctor advises her to cut out Wednesday. "I can't," says the woman. "That's the only night I'm home with my husband." |