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Banta gets on an elevator and pushes the button to go up, just before the door closes, a hand comes through and opens the door. In steps a very large black man. Banta stares and says "You’re the biggest man I have ever seen".
The man nods his head, and replies " I’m 7-5, weigh 290 lbs., and I have 16 inches, Turner Brown.”
Banta faints! After coming too, Banta asks the man to repeat himself. So he does, "I said I’m 6 - 9, 259 lbs., with 16 inches, and my name is Turner Brown.”
Banta looked relieved and started laughing. “For a minute there, I thought you said ‘Turn Around’.”
- New Ears !! A woman goes to her doctor and says she wants an operation because her vagina lips are much too large. She asks the doctor to keep the operation a secret as she`s embarrassed and doesn`t want anyone to find out. The doctor agrees.
She wakes up from her operation and finds... - The Bar ! Checking his wallet for the necessary payment, he walks up to the bar and beckons to one of the three exceptionally attractive blondes serving drinks to an eager-looking group of men.
'Yes?' she inquires with a knowing smile, 'can I... - Bad Dog !! Bartender looks down to the end of the bar and sees a guy with his head down who hasn`t touched his drink for over a half an hour. He heads over to talk to him.
Bartender: 'Hey pal, is something wrong?'
The Guy: 'Yeah, I`m... - Im cured !! Banta walks into a bar, and orders a beer. He drinks the beer, then stands on the bar, drops his pants and pisses all over the place.
The bar tender freaks out. 'You dirty... - Knockout Plan ! A young lady decided wanted to get rich quick, so she proceeded to find herself a rich 75-year-old man, planning to screw him to death on their wedding night. The courtship and wedding went off without any problem, in spite of the half-century age difference...