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Upon entering a little country store, a stranger noticed a sign reading, "Danger! Beware of Dog" posted on the glass door. Inside, he noticed a harmless old hound dog asleep on the floor besides the cash register.
He asked the store manager, "Is that the dog folks are supposed to beware of?"
"Yep, that`s him," he replied.
The stranger couldn`t help but be amused. "That certainly doesn`t look like a dangerous dog to me. Why in the world would you post that sign?"
"Because," the owner replied, "before I posted that sign, people kept tripping over him." -
- Santa on duty! The order was to account for the round consumed by a sentry on duty in a camp in the desert-by turning in the empty cases and showing what he had shot.
- About Turn! After a rigorous drilling program a group of ROTC cadets was about to board the trucks back to the barracks. Just for fun, the cadets got into formation with their caps on backward.
- Efficiency! A businessman taking a seminar on efficiency completed a case study of his wife`s routine for fixing breakfast and presented the results to the class.
- I am the Boss! My boss was complaining in our staff meeting the other day that hewasn`t getting any respect. Later that morning he went to a local signshop and bought a small sign that read:
'I`m the Boss!' - Revenge! A woman was looking for a used car to buy and saw an ad in theclassifieds. It read: Brand new 1995 Mercedes Benz, slate blue,loaded, etc. Sell for $150.00.
