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You must wash your face before retiring to bed or face the consequences. -
Jill calls her friend Linda, Linda picks up the phone.
Jill : 'Do ya wanna go to the mall with me?'
Linda : 'Why?'
Jill : 'I need to study...
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Low Blow! You can`t hit below the belt, that`s sheer cheating and against the law of the games. -
Un(well)! Anybody`s Bp would shoot up at the sight of it. -
Have no illusions! It is not what you think, don`t get delighted. -
The wedding anniversary cake! You have to blow it first, the candle we mean. -
Beach wear! The revolutionary nylon. Is the audience interested in it?
