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    Santa accidentally bumped into a woman on the street.
    "I`m so sorry," he apologized.
    "That`s quite all right," the woman replied. "You know," she added with a smile, "you look just like my fifth husband."
    "Wow," said Santa. "How many times have you been married?"
    "Four"
    SantaBanta   

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    Santa & Banta were sitting on the bank of a river in Africa, dangling their feet in the water. Suddenly Banta let out a yell and the Santa said: `What is the matter?`
    The Banta replied: `A crocodile has just bitten off one of my feet!`
    `Which one?` Santa asked.
    `What does it matter?` Banta replied, `those crocodiles all look alike to me.`
    SantaBanta   
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