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Santa and Banta were always boasting of their parents’ achievements to each other.
Santa: Have you ever heard of the Suez Canal?
Banta: Yes, I have
Santa: Well, my father dug it.
Banta: That is nothing, have you ever heard of Dead sea?
Santa: Yes, I have.
Banta: Well, my father killed it.
- While in London Santa went to Banta s house and said, 'Oye Banteya, lets go to London'
Banta replied 'Yes Santa, par mainu English nahin aandi' (I can t speak English)
Santa assures Banta that his English skills are better than average, and that he d take care of him in London. Santa and Banta reach London, and pretty soon are sauntering down the middle of a fairly busy road!
A Gori Mem(blonde) pulls up behind them in her Austin Princess and starts of in English - Three-some: A Pastor, a Doctor and an Engineer were waiting one morning for a particularly slow group of golfers.The engineer fumed, 'What`s with these guys? We must have been waiting for 15 minutes!' The doctor chimed in...
- Top ten ways the Bible would be different if written by college students.... 10. Last Supper would have been eaten the next morning - cold.
9. The Ten Commandments are actually only five, double-spaced, and written in a large font.
8. New edition every two years in order... - These are taken from real resumes and cover letters : You can really decide for yourself whether these candiadtes should be selected.
- Military Performance Appraisals: These are Actual Lines From Military Performance Appraisals
A room temperature IQ.
Fell out of the family tree.
