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Two dogs, Rubi and Moti, and a Banta were sent to the outer space .
The ground control issues commands "Rubi!"
"Woof!" ( its the barking sound)
"Press the red button."
"Woof! Woof!"
"Moti!"
"Woof!"
"Press the white button."
"Woof! Woof!"
"Banta!"
"Woof."
"Stop barking, feed the dogs and don`t touch anything!"
- Tech Support!! Why we should feel sorry for tech support people:
A woman called the Canon help desk with a problem with her printer.The tech asked her if she was 'running it under Windows.'
The woman then responded, 'No, my desk is next to the door. But that is a good point. The man sitting in the cubicle next to me is under a window, and his isworking fine.' - Top 30 Things You Wouldn`t Know Without the Hollywood Movies 1. It`s easy for anyone to land a plane, providing there is someone in the control tower to talk you down.2. Once applied, lipstick will never rub off - even while scuba diving.
- Punjabi in Six Hours! Once Ronald Reagan met Indira Gandhi. She talks about Zail Singh s incompetence in English. Reagan boasts that he can teach Zail in 12 hours, and he will be perfect in English after that. So Zail Singh and Reagan are locked in a room.
- Kabhi Honda chalayee kya? One day there was a man going in a Fiat Car at 45 KMPH on a high way and enjoying his drive. Suddenly Banta came Booiiiiiiiiinnnnnnn on a Honda and peeped into the car and shouted at the man
- Wrong to Sleep... because somebody had told him that it is wrong tosleep with married women..
