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A young man approached Banta for the hand of his daughter.
Banta knew that the fellow earned nothing and was a loafer.
`I do not want my daughter to spend all her life with a gadha (donkey),` he told the suitor.
`I know,` replied the young man, `that is why I want to marry her.`
- What happened in 1872 ?? Teacher: `Tell me Banta what important event took place in 1869?`
Banta: `Gandhiji was born that year.`
Teacher: `Good Banta! Now tell me what happened in 1872?` - Truth and Belief!! Banta`s wife: `Can you tell me the difference between Truth and Belief?`
Banta, thoughtfully after a short pause: - Foreigner Ahoy! Santa returns from London. He calls his wife and asks her, 'Do I look like a foreigner?' She says no. The answer angers him. 'Look carefully, do I...
- Superstitious! Thief: Oh! The police is here. Quick, jump out of the window.
Fellow thief: But this is the... - Intelligent Cat!! Santa: I have one of the most intelligent cats in the world.Banta: What does it do?Santa: Watch me pretend to shoot it. Bang! You are dead!Banta: But...
