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Santa to Banta: You`ll never believe what happened last night.
Banta: `Well then, tell me what happened.`
Santa says, `Last night the doorbell rang, and when I opened the door, there was my ex-mother-in-law on the front porch.`
She said, `Can I stay here for a few days?`
I said, `Of course, you can,` and shut the door.`
- A bumper draw! A woman rushed home from work and exclaimed to her husband, 'Pack your bags, I`ve won the...
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The Light .. A doctor of psychology was doing his normal morning rounds when he entered a patient`s room.He found Santa sitting on the floor, pretending to saw a piece of wood in half.Banta was hanging from the ceiling, by his feet. - The Signalman job... Santa is applying for a job as a signalman for the local railroad and is told to meet the inspector at the signal box.
The inspector decides to give Santa a pop quiz, asking: `What would you do if you realized that two trains were heading towards each other on the same track?` - Change Please! Major Banta needed to use a pay phone, but didn`t have change for Rs.10/- note. He saw Soldier Santa mopping the base`s corridor floors, and asked him, `Santar, do you have change for Rs.10/-?`
- Outing with Grandma A little girl was out with her Grandmother when they came across a couple of dogs mating on the sidewalk.
