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The boss asked Banta working in his office, Why didn`t you take leave due to you this year?
"Sir, I needed some rest.", replied Banta.
- Detective ! `What kind of detective is Banta?`
`Well, once a burglar wearing calf-skin gloves robbed a safe. - What happened in 1872 ?? Teacher: `Tell me Banta what important event took place in 1869?`
Banta: `Gandhiji was born that year.`
Teacher: `Good Banta! Now tell me what happened in 1872?` - Truth and Belief!! Banta`s wife: `Can you tell me the difference between Truth and Belief?`
Banta, thoughtfully after a short pause: - Foreigner Ahoy! Santa returns from London. He calls his wife and asks her, 'Do I look like a foreigner?' She says no. The answer angers him. 'Look carefully, do I...
- Superstitious! Thief: Oh! The police is here. Quick, jump out of the window.
Fellow thief: But this is the...
