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Santa`s wife was in hospital to deliver a child, had fixed a code with the nurse on duty so that she could send him a message in the office telling him the child`s gender. If it was a boy, she would say he had passed. If a girl, she would say he had failed.
In due course, the Santa`s boss called him and said, `There was a phone call for you from some agitated lady. She said that you got a compartment.`
- Casual leave! The boss asked Banta working in his office, Why didn`t you take leave due to you this year?
'Sir, I needed... - Banta`s Son in Law! A young man approached Banta for the hand of his daughter.
Banta knew that the fellow earned nothing and was a loafer.
`I do not want my daughter to spend all her life with a gadha (donkey),` he told the suitor. - Detective ! `What kind of detective is Banta?`
`Well, once a burglar wearing calf-skin gloves robbed a safe. - What happened in 1872 ?? Teacher: `Tell me Banta what important event took place in 1869?`
Banta: `Gandhiji was born that year.`
Teacher: `Good Banta! Now tell me what happened in 1872?` - Truth and Belief!! Banta`s wife: `Can you tell me the difference between Truth and Belief?`
Banta, thoughtfully after a short pause:
