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Court scene: [Santa and Banta are lawyers]
Santa : You are a fool
Banta : And you are a damn fool.
Judge : As the learned lawyers have now identified each other, can we now proceed with the case.
- Headache! 'I have a bad headache. I’ll visit the doctor,” said Santa. Banta: 'Nonsense, yesterday I had a headache, I dashed home, gave a big kiss to my wife and...
- Reading glasses! Banta went to an eye specialist to get his eyes tested and asked, 'Doctor, will I be able to read after wearing glasses...
- ID please! Mrs Santa went into a bank to withdraw some money. 'Can you identify yourself?' asked the bank clerk.Mrs Santa opened her...
- Give a ring! What did our great Santa said when his gal friend told him that she wanta a ring from Santa after their engagement...
- Speed Trap A man was speeding down the highway, feeling secure in a gaggle of cars all traveling at the same speed. However, as they passed a speed trap, he got nailed with an infrared speed detector and was pulled over. The officer handed him the citation, received his signature and...
