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Santa (tourists guide), was talking with a group of school kids at Zoo when one of the kids asked him if he had ever came face-to-face with a wolf.
"Yes, I came face to face with a wolf once. And as luck would have it, I was alone and without a weapon."
"What did you do?" the little girl asked.
"What could I do? First, I tried looking him straight in the eyes but he slowly came toward me. I moved back, but he kept coming nearer and nearer. I had to think fast."
"How did you get away?"
"As a last resort, I just turned around and walked quickly to the next cage."
- Airlines Acronyms Explained Here are some explained acronyms for some famous airlines. Such asAlitalia : Always Late In Take-off Always Late In Arrival
- Lost an Engine! An airplane was flying from LA to New York. About an hour into the flight, the pilot announced, 'We have lost an engine, but don`t worry, there are three left. However, instead of 5 hours it will take 7 hours to get to New York.' A little later...
- Banta and Flies... Banta: Waiter, what`s this fly doing in my soup?
Waiter: Um, looks to me to be backstroke, sir.and many other replies Banta got from waiters in different in hotels - Group insurance policy! Banta walks into an insurance office and asks for a job. They said that they do not need anyone. Banta said that they he can sell just anything to anybody, anytime and anywhere. They said that they have two...
- Laryngitis!! 'What flavors of ice cream do you have?' inquired the customer. 'Vanilla, strawberry, and chocolate,' answered the new waitress in a hoarse whisper. Trying to be sympathetic...
