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Santa returns from London. He calls his wife and asks her, "Do I look like a foreigner?"
She says no.
The answer angers him. "Look carefully, do I look like a foreigner?"
She again replies in the negative. By now the Santa is fuming.
He yells: "Come close and see, do I look like a foreigner?"
The wife says: "No."
The Santa who is seething with rage says: "All those women in London were fools. Every time I went out they would say: `Look a foreigner`."
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