| An artist asked the gallery owner if there had been any interest in his paintings currently on display. "I've got good news and bad news," the owner replied. "Give me the good news first," the artist demanded. "The good news is that a gentleman inquired about your work and wondered if it would appreciate in value after your death. When I told him it would, he bought all 15 of your paintings." "That's wonderful!" the artist exclaimed, "What could possibly be the bad news?" "Well," the gallery owner replied, "I have a buddy who's a private investigator, and I had him look into the guy." "And...?" the artist says. "He's your doctor." |
| Jeeto phoned Santa at work as usual for a chat. Santa said, "Jeeto darling, I am terribly busy today, can you call me back later today perhaps." Jeeto, "But sweetheart, I have a good news, and I have a bad news to give to you." Santa, "Darling, I do not have time, so why don't you give me the good news now, and when I come back home in the evening then give me the bad news, this way I can focus here, and do not spoil my work." Jeeto, "OK dear. The good news is, the Air bag of our brand new Fortuner works, I got my life saved. And when you come back home in the evening I will give you the bad news. And then Jeeto hung up. |