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The headmaster of a school reprimanded Banta.`It has been reported that you called your history teacher gadhaa (ass). You are fined Rs.50.`
`Sir, would I be fined if I called a gadhaa my guruji?`
`Surely not`.
Banta: `That`s fine, Guruji!.
- Banta`s Son in Law! A young man approached Banta for the hand of his daughter.
Banta knew that the fellow earned nothing and was a loafer.
`I do not want my daughter to spend all her life with a gadha (donkey),` he told the suitor. - Detective ! `What kind of detective is Banta?`
`Well, once a burglar wearing calf-skin gloves robbed a safe. - What happened in 1872 ?? Teacher: `Tell me Banta what important event took place in 1869?`
Banta: `Gandhiji was born that year.`
Teacher: `Good Banta! Now tell me what happened in 1872?` - Truth and Belief!! Banta`s wife: `Can you tell me the difference between Truth and Belief?`
Banta, thoughtfully after a short pause: - Foreigner Ahoy! Santa returns from London. He calls his wife and asks her, 'Do I look like a foreigner?' She says no. The answer angers him. 'Look carefully, do I...
