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Santa and Banta landed themselves a job at a saw mill. Just before morning tea Banta yelled, "Santa! I lost me finger!"
"Have you now?" says Santa. "And how did you do it?"
"I just touched this big spinning thing here... Damn! There goes another one!
- Banta`s Problem! An auto mechanic, received a repair order from Banta, that read: 'Checkfor clunking sound when going around corners.' Taking the car out fora test drive, mechanic made a right turn, and a moment later he heard aclunk. He then made a left turn and again heard a clunk.
- Life in Bollywood! 1. If a woman is running away from someone she will trip and fall.
2. Your car will always start immediately unless you are being chased by a maniacal killer or a monster of genetic creation. - Science From The Eyes of 5th and 6th Graders The spinal column is a long bunch of bones. The head sits on the top, and you sit on the bottom.
A city purifies its water supply by filtering the water and then forcing it through an aviator. - Salesman! A real estate salesman had just closed his first deal, only to discover that the piece of land he had sold was completely under water.
- Manager!!! A man in a hot air balloon realized he was lost. He reduced altitude andspotted a man below. He descended a bit more and shouted, 'Excuse me, canyou help me? I promised a friend I would meet him an hour ago, but I don`tknow where I am.'
