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Santa Bhaga-Bhaga Hotel Ke Manager Ke Pass Aya Aur Chillata Hua Bola: Jaldi Chalo, Meri Biwi Khidki Se Kud Kar Jaan Dena Chahti Hai.
Manager: Toh Tumhe Samjhana Chahiye, Tumhari Biwi Hai... Main Kya Kar Sakta Hun?
Santa: Oye Kamine, Vo Khidki Khul Nahin Rahi Hai.
Santa Ne Bus Mein Ek Ladki Ko Chhed Diya.
Ladki: Tumhare Ghar Mein Maan-Behen Nahi Hai Kya?
Santa Bholepan Se: Kya Pata Ji, Mein Toh Subah Se Ghar Se Bahar Hoon.
Santa Apni Job Ke Liye Ek Company Mein Interview Dene Gaya.
Interviewer Ne Santa Se Puchha: Landline Aur Cellphone Mein Kya Farak Hai?
Intelligent Answer By Santa: Landline Mein Number Ungliyon Se Dial Karna Padta Hai Aur Cellphone Mein Anguthe Se.
Ek Baar Santa Ki Biwi Jeeto Ne Bade Pyar Se Santa Ko Bola: Suno ji, Vo Teen Shabd Kaho Na... Jinhe Sunkar Mujhe Dil Se Khushi Mehsoos Hoti Hai.
Santa: Galti Meri Thi.
- Truck For Sale A eighteen year-old boy came home with a new Chevrolet Avalanche and his parents began to yell and scream, "Where did you get that truck???!!!"
He calmly told them, "I bought it today... - Prescription Drug A nice, calm and respectable lady went into the pharmacy, right up to the pharmacist, looked straight into his eyes, and said, "I would like to buy some cyanide." The pharmacist asked, "Why in the world...
- Your Dog Was Depressed Jason gets off the elevator on the 50th floor and nervously knocks on his blind date`s door. She opens it and is very beautiful and charming. "I`ll be ready in a few minutes," she says. "Why don`t you play with Spot...
- Christmas Party Warning A warning to all you drivers, be careful about drunk driving as we`re getting close to Christmas and Police are out there checking on people. Last night I was out for a few drinks. One thing lead to another...
- Fake News On a very Serious note, please be informed that somebody is trying to cause false alarm and despondency by spreading a very bad rumor about me. Some people are intentionally trying to harm my reputed image...
