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Santa had saved up a lot of money to buy a car. But when he had required sum, instead of buying a car he brought a buffalo.
"Santa ji you were always saying you wanted a car to drive to the the market. And now you have gone and brought another buffalo. Won't you look ridiculous riding a buffalo to the market?" complained his wife, Jeeto.
Quite unabashed, the Santa replied, "Wouldn't I look more ridiculous trying to milk a Maruti?"
- Are X-Rays Bad ? Just as a young man was about to get a chest X-ray, the equipment slipped and his pelvic region was X-Rayed instead.
"Oh, no!", cried the lab technician, "Your reproductive organs just received a huge dose of radiations... - Height of Work Pressure Once I was flashing my ID card instead of unlocking the house door with keys.
Me and my friends went out for dinner in one of the best restaurants and as I finished I started... - Rulers and Servants! An American delegation on a visit to India were being shown round the capital. In the evening they were taken to the Secretariat for a panoramic view of Vijay Chowk and Rajpath. Came the closing hour...
- Sober vs. Drunk ! The skipper of a tramp steamer, in writing up the log recording an eventful day, rounded off his task with the entry: "Mate intoxicated."
To the mate, who indignantly protested... - Don't be Smart with Kids! In a Nursery School Canteen, there was a basket of Apples with a notice written over it: Do not take more than one, God is watching. On the other counter there was a box of...
