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Santa walks into a bar and asks the bartender, "Was I in here last night?"
"You certainly were," replies the bartender.
"And did I spend a lot of money?" Santa asked.
"You spent over Rs. 10000," replies the bartender.
"Thank god for that," says Santa, "I thought I'd wasted it."
- National Mentality When an insect falls into a mug of beer...
Englishman: Throws his mug away and walks out.
American: Takes... - My Computer ? A Helpdesk guy speaking to a lady user...
Helpdesk: Double click on "My Computer".
Lady: I can`t see your computer... - A Good Smoke Bob and Jim are walking to services. Bob asks, "I wonder whether it would be all right to smoke while praying?"
"Why don`t you ask the rabbi?" says Jim... - Crazy Ministers Israel`s economy is in a bad way, inflation is getting higher and immigrants are flooding in from all over the world. Problems, problems, problems, but what should they do? So the Israeli government holds a special session...
- He Who Laughs Last... Laughs Best A bus carrying only ugly people crashes into an oncoming truck, and everyone inside dies. They then get to meet their maker, and because of the grief they have experienced; He decides to grant them one wish each...
