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Santa: What's the name of our PM?
Pappu: We don't have a PM in our country.
Santa: Shut up! Tell me the name of our PM?
Pappu: Okay dad, first you tell me the model no. of our typewriter?
Santa: We don't have a typewriter.
Pappu: We have one in the store-room.
Santa: Oh... that one. We do have but that's not of any use why should I remember it's model no?
Pappu: My point exactly.
- Money Well Spent Santa walks into a bar and asks the Bartender, "Was I in here last night?"
"You certainly were," replies the bartender... - Stunt Driver! The car sped off the highway, went through the guard rail, rolled down a cliff, bounced off a tree and finally shuddered to a stop. A passing motorist, who had...
- National Mentality When an insect falls into a mug of beer...
Englishman: Throws his mug away and walks out.
American: Takes... - My Computer ? A Helpdesk guy speaking to a lady user...
Helpdesk: Double click on "My Computer".
Lady: I can`t see your computer... - A Good Smoke Bob and Jim are walking to services. Bob asks, "I wonder whether it would be all right to smoke while praying?"
"Why don`t you ask the rabbi?" says Jim...
