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    The president got off the helicopter in front of the White House with a baby hog under each arm.
    The Marine guard snapped to attention, saluted, and said, "Nice pigs, sir".
    The president replied, "These are not pigs, these are authentic Arkansas Razorback hogs.I got one for Hillary and I got one for Chelsea."
    The Marine again snapped to attention, saluted, and replied, "Nice trade, sir."
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    It was a dark, stormy, night. Santa was on his first assignment, and it was guard duty.
    A Brigadier stepped out taking his dog for a walk. The nervous Santa snapped to attention, made a perfect salute, and snapped out "Sir, Good Evening, Sir!"
    The Brigadier, out for some relaxation, returned the salute and said "Good evening soldier, nice night, isn`t it?"
    Well it wasn`t a nice night, but Santa wasn`t going to disagree with the Brigadier, so the he saluted again and replied "Sir, Yes Sir!".
    The Brigadier continued, "You know there`s something about a stormy night that I find soothing, it`s really relaxing. Don`t you agree?"
    Santa didn`t agree, but then Santa was just a soldier, and responded "Sir, Yes Sir!"
    The Brigadier, pointing at the dog, "This is a Golden Retriever, the best type of dog to train."
    Santa glanced at the dog, saluted yet again and said "Sir, Yes Sir!"
    The Brigadier continued "I got this dog for my wife."
    Santa simply said "Good trade Sir!"
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