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Santa in Delhi made a trunk call to his old friend in Amritsar. `Banta yarr,` He said, `I am in great difficulty. Can you send me Rs 500? I will return them within a month.`
`Hello! Hello!` replied Banta, `I cannot hear you. The line is very faint.`
Santa repeated more loudly, `Send me Rs 500. I will return them soon.`
"I cannot hear a word,` replied Banta, `you ring me another time.`
The operator who was listening, interrupted, `The line is absolutely clear. Your friend in Delhi wants you to send him Rs 500.`
Banta snapped back at the operator, `If you can hear him clearly, why do not you lend him Rs 500?
- Punjabi rascal Santa was hauled up in a court for beating his neighbour. The magistrate demanded: `Did you beat up your neighbour?
- While driving! Banta`s friend from a foreign country visited India for the first time.
He asked Banta tips for safe driving on the Indian roads as he wished to proceed on a sight-seeing tour in his own car. Banta advised him... - Compartment! Santa`s wife was in hospital to deliver a child, had fixed a code with the nurse on duty so that she could send him a message in the office telling him the...
- Guruji!! The headmaster of a school reprimanded Banta.`It has been reported that you called your history teacher gadhaa (ass). You are fined Rs.50.`
- Casual leave! The boss asked Banta working in his office, Why didn`t you take leave due to you this year?
'Sir, I needed...
