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Santa: Whom you like more mama or papa?
Pappu: Both...
Santa: No tell me one..??
Pappu: Both.
Santa: If I go to America & your mother goes to Paris where will you go??
Pappu: Paris.
Santa: It means you like your mother??
Pappu: No, because Paris is beautiful than America...
Santa: If I go to Paris & your mother goes to America so where will you go??
Pappu: America!
Santa: Why?
Pappu: Paris toh ghoom aaye na papa.
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