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Santa was hauled up in a court for beating his neighbour. The magistrate demanded: `Did you beat up your neighbour?`
`Yes, Your Honour, he called me a Punjabi rascal.`
`So what?`
`Your Honour, if he had called you a Bengali or Madrasi rascal, or the type of rascal you really are, would not you have beaten him up?`
- Compartment! Santa`s wife was in hospital to deliver a child, had fixed a code with the nurse on duty so that she could send him a message in the office telling him the...
- Guruji!! The headmaster of a school reprimanded Banta.`It has been reported that you called your history teacher gadhaa (ass). You are fined Rs.50.`
- Casual leave! The boss asked Banta working in his office, Why didn`t you take leave due to you this year?
'Sir, I needed... - Banta`s Son in Law! A young man approached Banta for the hand of his daughter.
Banta knew that the fellow earned nothing and was a loafer.
`I do not want my daughter to spend all her life with a gadha (donkey),` he told the suitor. - Detective ! `What kind of detective is Banta?`
`Well, once a burglar wearing calf-skin gloves robbed a safe.
