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Our Santa, a Japanese and a Britisher were lost in the desert.
They were driving around in a Jeep when it broke down. Because they had nothing else,they decided to each take a piece of the Jeep as they continued their journey.
The Japanese took the radiator, the Britisher took the seat, and our Santa took the door.
After a while of walking the Britisher asked the Japanese "I`m confused, why did you bring the radiator?"
The Japanese responded, "If I get thirsty, I can drink the fluid."
Next our Santa asked the Britisher "Why did you bring the seat?" So the Britisher said "If I get tired, I am not going to sit on the sand. I can sit on this comfortable seat."
Finally the Japanese asked our Hero why he had chosen the door. Santa quickly responded to this question, "Well, when it gets hot all I have to do is roll down the window."
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