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A passer by notices Banta by the side of a lake, throwing bricks into the water.
So he asks him: "Why are you throwing bricks in to the water?"
Banta takes a brick and again throws it into the water and says thoughtfully
"See, I`ve been trying to solve the mystery: why are the bricks rectangular and the waves circular?"
- These are a few Banta`s quickies`.......... Q: How do you measure a His intelligence?
A: Stick a tire pressure gauge in his ear! - At the right address! Mr. Laloo Prasad Yadav was sitting with his Ministers examining mail.
Suddenly Mr. Laloo cried out: 'Look at this letter! It is addressed tothe stupidest man... - PUNJAB BOARD COLLEGE EXAM QUESTION PAPER PART A ( Questions 1 to 19)[This one`s slightly more difficult than last year`s]1. Write your name in less than 20 minutes and 20 letters (onlyalphabet are allowed, no numeric digits or '_' allowed)
- Ass! Santa is the English teacher in a school. He is very well renowned for all his students do very well in exams.The school is having an inspection and the inspector decided to visit the English class.
- Free Punjab! Santa, Banta and some sardar freedom fighters were planning for a free Punjab.
Banta raised a point, 'Oh..we`ll get Punjab from India but how would we develop it?'
That was a difficult question indeed.
