| Talking about those days when there were no mosquito repellents and we had to spend sleepless nights. Santa was also experiencing the same every time he tries to sleep, one mosquito comes and disturbs his sleep with a sound "guooonn, guooonn." Santa gets very irritated. He tries to cover his ear but the problem remains persistent. Ultimately he gets up and catches the mosquito in his hand. He is very kind and not going for the blood shed still wanted to take revenge. Happy as he is now starts singing a lullaby and says "so ja machchar, bete so ja (Goto sleep, O dear mosquito, goto sleep)". After some time he finds the mosquito falling in to deep sleep in his hands. So Santa goes near it and says "Guoooonnnnn, guoooonnnnn." |
| One day, a twelve year old boy walks into a brothel, dragging a dead frog behind him. The Madam asks "Can I help you son?" He replies, "Yes, I`d like a girl for the night." She says, "I`m afraid you are too young for one of my girls." So he gets out his wallet and gives her $200, to which she says, "She`ll be waiting for you up stairs." The boy says, "But she`s got to have a very serious case of active herpes." The Madam replies, "But all my girls are clean!" So out comes the wallet again and he gives her another $200. The Madam says, "Okay, she`ll be ready for you in about ten minutes." So he goes up the stairs dragging the dead frog. Half an hour later, he comes down the stairs, with a big grin on his face, still dragging the dead frog. By now, the Madam was just a touch curious so she asked him, "Why did you come in here, dragging a dead frog, and asking for a girl with active herpes?". "Well, it`s like this", he says, "When I get home tonight, I will fuck the babysitter and she`ll get it. Then when my parents get home, dad will drive her home and, on the way, they`ll stop and have sex, and he`ll get it. Later, when dad gets home, mum and dad will make love, and she`ll get it. And at about 9:30 tomorrow morning, when dad has gone to work, the milkman will come round, fuck my mother, and he`ll get it. And he`s the bastard who killed my frog!!!!!" |