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Santa lost his cheque booklet.
He decided to go to the bank after two days to report.
The Bank manager said to him, "But I warned you to be very careful with your cheque book because anyone can forge your signature."
Santa replied, "I am not a fool Sir, I have signed all the cheques already, so, they won't have space to forge my signature!"
- HALLELUJAH!!! A Preacher said: "If I had all the beer in the world, I`d take it and throw it into the river."
And the congregation cried... - You Are Not My Dad Anymore Father, apne bete se: Agar iss baar tum exam mein fail hue toh mujhe kabhi papa mat kehna.
Exams ke kuch dinon ke baad jab result aaya toh baap ne... - Change of Mind! Mrs. Sullivan and her little daughter Patty were outside the church watching all the comings and goings of a wedding. After the photographs had been taken...
- Laila Following Majnu! Laila ne Majnu ko ek ped ke peeche dekha aur Boli: Tum Majnu ho na ??
Majnu Bola: Haan.
Phir kuch der baad usko jhadiyon ke peeche dekha toh boli... - Lamaze Class A couple just started their Lamaze class and they were given an activity requiring the husband to wear a bag of sand to give him an idea of what it feels...
