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Banta asked his wife to get some tea when his friend Santa dropped in uninvited. `There is no sugar in the house and the shops are closed because of a bandh,` replied Mrs. Banta.
`Not to worry,` replied Banta `instead of a spoon of sugar, you can give me a kiss.`
`What about Santa? He usually takes two spoonfuls of sugar,` replied Mrs. Banta.
- While driving! Banta`s friend from a foreign country visited India for the first time.
He asked Banta tips for safe driving on the Indian roads as he wished to proceed on a sight-seeing tour in his own car. Banta advised him... - Compartment! Santa`s wife was in hospital to deliver a child, had fixed a code with the nurse on duty so that she could send him a message in the office telling him the...
- Guruji!! The headmaster of a school reprimanded Banta.`It has been reported that you called your history teacher gadhaa (ass). You are fined Rs.50.`
- Casual leave! The boss asked Banta working in his office, Why didn`t you take leave due to you this year?
'Sir, I needed... - Banta`s Son in Law! A young man approached Banta for the hand of his daughter.
Banta knew that the fellow earned nothing and was a loafer.
`I do not want my daughter to spend all her life with a gadha (donkey),` he told the suitor.
